Spam Haiku: Reverse Phone Lookup

Sometimes, I get spam that is too funny to relegate to the dustbins of history. This is one of those times. Here is a spam email I have recently received, turned haiku. Some words have been shortened to preserve the 17-syllable cadence but, for the most part, the text is entirely unchanged.


Reverse phone lookup

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