Spam Haiku: Google, Spam, Bing

Mmmmm. Spam. Google SPAM. Delectable. Once again, I’ve received a spam that is far, far too amusing to throw into the electronic junk heap. Thank you, GODS OF SPAM! And I mean this in its many, varied ways. Mostly unretouched. All delicious.

Sooner or later,
Google will find all new spam
methods. These pre-com-

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 -puted numbers, hold
on in a very giant
information bank

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for millions of the
URLs on the net. But
We’re sad that it seems…
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…Memorial Day
wasn’t important enough
to Google. Hail Bing!

 (This Google/Bing feud is apparently real, people.)

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5 responses to Spam Haiku: Google, Spam, Bing

    • beyondpaisley – Author

      LOL! Nice. Glad I could trigger a craving. I just saw a recipe for SPAM cupcakes with cream cheese frosting and a candied SPAM garnish. I have to admit…the thought kind of creeps me out. But I just looked at your blog, you seem like you just might be adventurous to try it.

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