Favorite Spam Letters

I turned the spam filter for my comments on, so comments of questionable origin are filtered out and need to be approved or else they’re history.  It’s a pretty successful filter, as it has literally blocked hundreds of poorly written, nonsensical emails from being foisted upon the reading public.  The language is almost always funny, and I realized, collecting and posting these stupid, stupid letters could be a lot of fun.  So here is the first of what is certainly many entries in Favorite Spam Letters, starting with the most recent one and working backwards through time.  Enjoy.


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Wow, thanks, segmation!  

This one’s a little sneaky because they are, for real, referring to a legitimate post of mine on this very blog.  But.  Then they get stupid when they ask if a sign hanging in the Vatican will be up for others to see.  Ummmm…yes, I do.  My paranoiac side has not overwhelmed my personality so much that I think Benedict XVI is posting private messages just for me, though I do grow more neurotically self-important every day.  Thanks for noticing!


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Thanks, XBox 360 Emulator!  Yes, I wonder why the other experts of the Spam Letter sector do not notice this, either, I’m confident.

You see, the problem with this one is, it alllllmost makes sense.  The words are not a syntactic horror.  But for the life of me, I can’t figure out how reading the post “Favorite Spam Letters” (to which this was a response) helped anyone “loads”.  


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If this had posted, it would have been a comment in response to my “Friends, Links and Favorite Places” page.  While my friends may be reprobates, they’re hardly a taboo subject.  


Submitted on 2012/03/17 at 1:58 am

Your sunglass collection is awesome…. I found this video while researching for a new pair…..but I have? to be honest, I don’t think I paid much attention to your sunglasses, I couldn’t stop looking at you. I think you are absolutely gorgeous and any pair of sunglasses will look good on you. Thanks very much for sharing.

This one had me for about a half-second, because I DO have a fabulous sunglass collection and I thought…did I post that somewhere?  But then I read on and realized how profoundly full of shit this was because I’ve pretty fastidiously avoided putting pictures of myself on the blog.  Pictures steal your soul, see.  No but really, I just hate how I photograph.


Submitted on 2012/03/13 at 4:26 am

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations. Steve Jobs

I wasn’t going to include this in my favorite spam because, you know.  Meh.  OK fine, you’re using a Steve Jobs quote and aren’t you clever?  I was about to delete it and then I looked at the name of the sender, and this is what it says: Eimear Paine (sorry).  He’s pre-apologizing.  And it’s got a .ie suffix, so he’s some Irish boyo who knows he’s being an internet douche and feels bad about it, but you’ve got to put food on the table somehow.  So now?  I love this.


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Thanks, Lavonda.  I’m so glad you find the issues presented in Favorite Spam Letters something about which I’m speaking intelligently, even educatively.  I’m really gladly happy to hear from you, even though you do seem to speak in cliches and are about as pointed in your statements as a nationally syndicated horoscope.


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In response to Separated at Birth. Avast, ye lubbers!


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You’re too kind.  To be honest, your writing style has been amazed me, too.

I like that this is written as though it was poetry. Because in a weird, disjointed, completely nonsensical way, it sort of is.


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You’re welcome for my thinking; it’s the gift that keeps on giving.  I’m sorry if this post contributed to your becoming a trifle, though it is one of my favorite sorts of desserts.  On a personal note, it’s a dream of mine to help more people have a hang ofing whatever their situation may be.


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Piques.  It piques your interest, damn it.  Just like how people who screw that up pique my anger.  Then again, if you are often to blogging then you are much to exposed of bad grammar.  Like your own.


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Merit again!  And again and again, as it seems that not only are spammers writing meaningless drivel, but they’re repeating themselves in doing so.

This is a wonderful aspect indeed.


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I welcome, cause I live to serve.  Bye.


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No problem, turkey23bacon, who comments on the snarkasm that abounds in Favorite Spam Letters!  Keep your very ridiculous comments rolling in.  


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You know, you’re not the first person to say I’d make an excellent aspect, though if more individuals thought of doing this I don’t know if my ofing of the difficulty would be quite so unique.  I hope your bit thump heals properly.  Merit again back at you!


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Aw, you’re too kind!  I’m so glad you found something inspiring in Favorite Spam Letters, but I would like to point out that you don’t have to put something like this in writing because I’ve already done that for you, and you’re welcome.  And remember: hard work and determination pay off down the line, but procrastination pays off immediately.  Keep it up!


And I am not implying that we give each other pinecone art and coupons for backrubs we do Amigo Gifts.

I take back anything I say about the spam making some sort of sense, because this is clearly the product of a random word generator.  

WordPress allows me to see a preview of where the backlinks would take me, without clicking on the links.  This one links to a Russian shopping site, which I would almost be tempted to link so you one could check out the “Clothing and Shoes, for the ladies” links.  But how could I resist a spam about the implied allure of pinecone art?


It is a play on how mouse is the singular form of the plural mice, yet die is the singular form of dice.

Yes, Yoda, logic have you grammatically.  However, this makes zero sense in relation to the blog entry to which it was a reply (Moment of Observation: Happy New Year!), and so you still get the finger.  

The curious thing that I’ve noticed is that I seem to be getting less spam since I’ve started posting spam letters, which is both a blessing and a curse now.  It may just be a weird spam cycle and I’m about to be flooded by nonsensical letters, but I feel like the spammers know I’m making fun of them, so they only send their more literate ones who can write a complete sentence after me.  Dare to dream, yeah?


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Hey there and you’re welcomed.  I’m glad you could expertise a few things.  

Truth: My FAVORITE part of this spam?  Is that it was sent as a reply to Favorite Spam Letters.  <sigh>  These are the moments you treasure.


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It’s a public blog.  Nothing is secret.  And I’m not that pleasant.  Thank you for playing; please try again.


� And if it does come that you need to supplement or formula feed, it should come from the horse�� s mouth, not someone else.

This was in response to my blog about marshmallows.  That I make with Bailey’s.  I don’t often consider feeding drunken marshmallows to babies, no matter whose mouth the advice comes from.


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Properly, at least, I am extra of amused.


Or the subject line from a spam email:

Ex-wives: There local and looking [end subject]

There?  Where???  For what?


4 responses to Favorite Spam Letters

  1. Amber

    Sorry girl, can’t read this one – got through the 3rd one and my head started to hurt! lol Keep up the funny though! 😉 We have need very much for funniness information throughout beginning and end parts! (That’s what you get when Gary is reading over my shoulder!!!) 🙂


  2. I had to laugh about the secrets on the public blog spam. I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact that they think they’ve figured you out as a person or your answer to them. They’re equally so good! LOL 🙂


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