For the last day, I’ve been trying to figure out if there’s any recent celebrity news I find less shocking and/or newsworthy than the fluff piece going around about Giada DeLaurentiis slicing her finger during a live broadcast. The news outlets that covered this include:
Though my favorite headline is from eater.com: Giada DeLaurentiis Had a Bloody Accident on a Live Food Network Special
For fun, check out how they composed the link.
Ummmm, OK. So, a chef cut herself while slicing something. Thank GOD the media was alerted. In other news, water is still wet.
Not that I don’t hope she’s OK. I guess. I mean, I’ll be glad when her natural healing process is complete, because I’m nice like that. But unless Giada finally snapped and cut her finger open on purpose so the pain and blood could stoke the inner fires of her berserker rage, and was charging an unsuspecting Rachael Ray, then this? Is. Not. News.
Mwah ha ha ha ha…The horror…the horror…
Image from esquire.com
Now, a Giada/Rachael knife fight at Food Network studios…THAT would have been interesting. And–let’s face it–a long time coming.
Please, news networks. Find something legitimately interesting, and stop Giada’s bloody rampage in its tracks.
Thank you.
Another coupla’ (an r before the d and an i afterwards) letters and she’s be having intestinal tract problems as well. Poor girl.
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Someone I know had a run in with some giardia. It wasn’t pretty.
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You make me smile : )
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Back at’cha!
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What an odd story, great image too
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I agree, I love that image. If only I were the one who took it. Well played, Esquire. Well played.
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Wow, really can’t they think of anything better to care about???
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Right? I thought it was weird. God, if I had a story written about me every time I cut myself cooking, I’d be a reality TV star.
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Though I reiterate: a knife fight with Rachael Ray? THAT would be newsworthy.
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Especially if one of them dressed up like a Jet + another as a Shark.
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You ARE my soul sister.
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HAHA!!!!!
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I’d watch a Giada-Rachael knife fight. Either one, alone, cutting their finger? Not so much. How are these people even famous?
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OH MY GOD I would so watch a Giada-Rachael knife fight. CAGE MATCH!!! I get why these people had 15 minutes but I don’t understand how they’ve developed longevity.
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They’d have to use dull knives so the fun lasted longer, though. And coat the floor of the cage in EVOO.
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Remind me never to get on your bad side.
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Well, you’re kind of far away, and I’m pretty lazy, so you’re probably OK. 😉
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Nevertheless. Should we make sure the blades of the dull knives are rusty, too?
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It seems excessive. So I’m for it.
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