Sometimes, I get spam that is too funny to relegate to the dustbins of history. This is one of those times. Here is a spam email I have recently received, turned haiku. Some words have been shortened to preserve the 17-syllable cadence but, for the most part, the text is entirely unchanged.
Enjoy.
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Image credits
Reverse phone lookup: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ReversePhoneLookupMobile
Cancel My Subscription: http://todaysmama.com/2011/08/words-for-people-you-hate/cancel-my-subscription-i-dont-need-your-issues/
It’s alive: http://www.sourballpython.com/blog/email-its-alive/
Grammar time: http://btr.michaelkwan.com/2010/11/18/grammar-101-why-word-order-matters/
Principal Skinner: http://redstaplerchronicles.com/the-top-20-principals-in-tv-and-movie-history/
Critical situation plan: http://emmanuelkuehn.blogspot.com/2010/10/in-critical-situations-stop-think-do.html
Bad reputation: http://nando-joanjett.blogspot.com/2009/06/joan-jett-bad-reputation_23.html
Kindness heart: http://www.scaryforkids.com/kindness/
Positive thinking: http://www.thewellnesswarrior.com.au/2012/02/are-you-positive-how-and-why-affirmations-work/
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Seeing the future: http://somersaulteffect.com.au/market-myopia-blame-the-swot/
Business cat: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35r8j5
No hesitation Superman: http://jayc79.deviantart.com/art/Superman-flying-336232499
Success baby: http://tectivoo.com/6-most-popular-reverse-phone-lookup-sites/
Joan Jett Bad Reputation video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RAQXg0IdfI
Nicely done. Love all the images as well and the meaning behind them all!
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Great post! Hilarious too !
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Well, that spam was cracking me up when I looked at it. It was too good to pass up. 🙂 Thanks!
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Soooo funny and I really needed a laugh !
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