Once again, I have received a spam too delicious to not celebrate. This one, apparently, extols the virtues of carp bait.
Carp bait.
Like I could leave that alone.
In order to preserve the syllabic pattern of a haiku, I inserted one word. Just one. Otherwise, it is untouched. Enjoy.
You will probably
recognise some or all of
these as some as used
more than others with
very great success in carp
baits. After users
choose their avatar
they’re transported into their
apartment. But have
you ever once thought
about living in your boat
full time. Esquimaux.
Photo credits:
Pile of stuff: http://infolific.com/leisure/safe-long-term-storage-of-household-goods/
Carp bait: http://www.trails.com/how_30322_homemade-ground-bait-carp-fishing.html
Avatar apartment: http://avatar.wikia.com/Mako_and_Bolin’s_apartment
Eskimo in a kayak: http://bonkersycarax.blogspot.com/2012/10/road-trip-part-five-problem-is-all.html
So funny! Makes you wonder who writes these comments 🙂
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I read my spam for the comedy, it’s true, because there is always something that’s just head-scratchingly funny mixed in with the crazy backlinks. I do wonder. I remember I got one piece of spam that was from…it was a Irish name, Seamus O’Connor or something…and next to his name in the header it said “Sorry about this.” I alternately laughed and felt bad for like an hour, picturing some poor bloke who’s in this shitty job that he hates, knowing that he’s spamming people’s pages and feeling bad about it but you’ve got to pay the rent somehow.
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oh so brilliant and Seamus not bad either.
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