This isn’t so much a question of separated at birth (there is no discovery of a secret twinsie, at least not in today’s post) so much as it is a question of just what in the heck is going on here.

Sting, über-cool rock star, once a darling of the spiky and angular, aloof and yet angry set…

You could cut a roast with those cheekbones.
Even his jacket is angular.
Photo from sting.com

Has recently morphed into the love child of Mitch Miller (Sing Along with Mitch; ask your parents…or your grandparents…about it) and Clinton Kelly.

Hummina-whaaaaaaa?

I have nothing left to say. Imma leave this here.

Oh! And enjoy a little sing-along, on your way out.